It’s true. My elementary school had five pedophile priests in a row - we were like the ‘91 Wolverines of Church rape - and the last one, Fr. Bob Malloy, was definitely Chris Webber.
That would be the priest I had listen to my first confession ever! Finding out about this proved my hunch that if you need to ask God to forgive you for something, it’s best to skip the middleman and just ask him yourself.